Friends Are Hard To Find

Well I had to laugh I saw a photograph of someone that I knew It 's just a friend of mine But it's so hard to find I don't know what to do I gotta call her on the telephone Yes, I gotta call her She's never at home I don't know what to do if I do get through I won't know what to say Say a "how-do-you-do?" You've got an hour or two I'm trying to make my money pay I gotta call her on the telephone Yes, I gotta call her She's never at home Never mind the trouble No trouble at all All I ask of you, woman Is to answer me when I call Well I had to laugh I saw a photograph of someone that I knew It's just a friend of mine But it's so hard to find I don't know what to do I gotta call her on the telephone Yes, I gotta call her She's never at home Friend, hard to find a friend Friend, hard to find a friend Friend, hard to find a friend Friend, hard to find a friend Friend...