Honeymoon Song

We were shoveling sunshine The hard times were the good times In the back of a good times van Wedding ring was fresh on your hand I guess you were a little shy When you gave me some nipple pie Reached over and you grabbed my wood Don't you know, that it felt so good? And with you is where I belong That's why I sing this honeymoon song Well, I spilled my red wine Right below your pantyline I finally got your bra undone My Johnson was on the run Your head was a keepin' time You were blowin' more than my mind I was slapping' on your behind Parked in the bush doing sixty nine Honey, with you I can do no wrong That's why I sing this honeymoon song Your nails were digging in Your teeth were biting skin Then you pulled out a big black whip Took me on some love slave trip I was screaming for my life Whatever happened to my wife? Said to call you Madam X That ain't no country boy s*x You beat me black and blue for so long I guess it's my fate, this honeymoon song You locked the doors on the Chevy van Slapped the cuffs on my hands I couldn't even try to shout You strapped a red ball in my mouth I was thinking about the wedding vows How that's a bad idea now I was thinking about death do us part Buddy that's a bad place to start And oh, where has my sunshine gone? It's too late, it's my honeymoon song Oh, my God, it's my honeymoon song