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If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) I'd buy you furniture for your house Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a K Car A nice Reliant automobile If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love If I had $1,000,000 (I'd build a tree fort in our yard) If I had $1,000,000 (You could help, it wouldn't be that hard) If I had $1,000,000 (Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere) You know, we could just go in there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff And there'd already be foods laid out for us Like little prewrapped sausages and things Mmm, you know, they have prewrapped sausages But they don't have prewrapped bacon Well, can you blame them? Yeah If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) While I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a Llama or an Emu) If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you John Merrick?s remains (Oh all them crazy elephant bones) And if I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love If I had $1,000,000 (We wouldn't have to walk to the store ) If I had $1,000,000 (We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more ) If I had $1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we'd just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That's right, all the fanciest ketchups, Dijon ketchup Mmm, mmm mmm If I had $1,000,000 (If had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress that's cruel) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you some art (A Pica*so or a Garfunkel) If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love (If I had $1,000,000) If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) I'd be rich