The New Sad

Everybody knows That happy is the new sad So I am gonna go And imitate my old dad And never crack a smile again Everybody knows That as we all get older The will is first to go And so upon my shoulder The bluebird shall not sing again Everybody knows That as our hair gets grayer We strike a bended pose And say a little prayer To never feel this way again Everybody knows It's never getting better Everything must go And you will have to let her And never see her face again Everybody's youth Is only what they make it We're longer in the tooth So why do people fake it? We'll never get it back again I know it hurts No one wants to die Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye, goodbye