The Grasshopper Unit

Dear Alex and Marilyn They're Lovey and Thurston Howellin' The gra*shopper unit is prowellin' And Rufus is back home growellin' For all of y'all that be dozin' On Hornblower's lederhosen Like Walt Disney he is frozen And in the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in 'Cause when he's out in space carousin' Pick up the mic and start joustin' My name plate medallion Says never trust a HAL 9000 Can't, won't, don't Can't, won't, don't Check the horizontal hold and check the tint Are these three fools back at it again? Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint Nothin' but sparks ignitin' Check two, one, two mic testin' This one goes out to Dechen Rise fallen fighters take your stance again Don't think too much about the color of skin Order in vegetarian sharks fin Try to keep my life non-violent Mario rewind the tape and punch him in Like Chuck D with the where you never been I'm in Can't, won't, don't Can't, won't, don't I'm a long way from where I've been But I gotta keep movin', movin on Ooh, my my, I'm really not feelin' it Ooh, my my, somethin's really wrong Ooh, my my, I'm really not feelin' it Ooh, my my, somethin's really wrong The P.A. sound is deafenin' Bitin MC's I'm oustinin' With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin' So on your way out please take a mint Got the studio to throw a craze in Those ba*s lines Yauch just lays in This song is the gra*s you're grazin' Add a little flange and phase in Don't get mad 'cause I'm beguilin' I'm off the hook, don't bother dialin' They're gonna put me in the B I N And if I die notify the next of kin It's like that y'all It's like that y'all It's like that y'all