Cut 1/2 Blues

I thought I heard a chainsaw revvin late last night I woke this morning and I knew I was right I got the cut-in-half blues The cut-in-half blues Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues I knew we were in trouble, I knew she lost her head When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed I got the cut-in-half blues The cut-in-half blues Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues I'm laying in my grave, all I do is grunt 'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my a*s in the front I got the cut-in-half blues The cut-in-half blues Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw