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  2. I Don't Want to Play Football
2009-07-19

I Don't Want to Play Football

I don't want to play football I don't understand the rules of the game I don't want to play football I don't understand the thrill of the running, catching, throwing Taking orders from a moron Grabbing for the sweaty crotches Getting hit by people I don't know Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys are playing

Storytelling

2002

  1. Big John Shaft
  2. Black and White Unite
  3. Consuelo
  4. Consuelo Leaving
  5. Dialogue Jerseys Where Its At
  6. Dialogue Mandingo Cliche
  7. Dialogue: Class Rank
  8. Dialogue: Conan, Early Letterman
  9. Dialogue: Toby
  10. Fiction
  11. Fiction Reprise
  12. Freak
  13. Fuck This Shit
  14. I Don't Want to Play Football
  15. Night Walk
  16. Scooby Driver
  17. Storytelling
  18. Wandering Alone