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  2. I Don't Want To Play Football
2009-02-28

I Don't Want To Play Football

I don't want to play football I don't understand the rules of the game I don't want to play football I don't understand the thrill of the running, catching, throwing Taking orders from a moron Grabbing for the sweaty crotches Getting hit by people I don't know Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game Sugar, the girls are just as good as boy at playing

Storytelling

Jun 2002

Storytelling
  1. Fiction
  2. Freak
  3. Dialogue: Conan, Early Letterman
  4. Fuck This Shit
  5. Night Walk
  6. Dialogue: Jersey's Where It's At
  7. Black And White Unite
  8. Consuelo
  9. Dialogue: Toby
  10. Storytelling
  11. Dialogue: Class Rank
  12. I Don't Want To Play Football
  13. Consuelo Leaving
  14. Wandering Alone
  15. Dialogue: Mandingo Cliche
  16. Scooby Driver
  17. Fiction Reprise
  18. Big John Shaft