I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why

I was walking home from school one day When I saw Danny standing there I tired to show him my dirty underwear He showed me his, but nothing could compare Then he said You're ugly. What the f**k gave birth to you? You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? You're ugly... because you're ugly You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days Why did all the boys get scared and run away? So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too And it said You're ugly. What the f**k gave birth to you? You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? You're ugly... because you're ugly Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love... His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins And everyday after school I'd go pick him up at his cla*sroom And one day these three little girls came out right before he did And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No" And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch" And I looked at them and they Danny Irving's name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds And I said "Hey bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why d'you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna kick your f**kin' a*s, bitch" And you know what she had the nerve to say to me? She said You're ugly. What the f**k gave birth to you? You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? You're ugly... Because you're ugly Then I told her to bend over, and gave her another crack in her a*s.