Big Daddy vs. Dolemite

[Big Daddy Kane] Mmm.. ohh yeah Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah Allow me to introduce myself as the Big Daddy Kane A smooth lover from around the way that's bound to drive any bitch insane [Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)] Well Dolemite is my name And rappin and tappin is my game [Kane] Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite The shit you talkin years ago, I could see But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me [Dolemite] Listen.. when it comes down to rappin I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim in the rappin game Y'know? For all players, I am the speaker I'm also known as the hot pus*y seeker When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pus*y I make it weaker Also it gets a little deeper I was walkin down Broadway the other day An old old lady came my way She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18 I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!" I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pa*s? I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray a*s" So I pulled out my d**k It was so shiny it looked like it was painted The hoe took one look and damn near fainted I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherf**ker OUT!" [Kane] Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill And I kicked Jack's a*s and took his hoe Jill I'm the one who broke the bull's back and made people say f**k McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac [Dolemite] Why you long lanky motherf**ker You ain't nothin but a s*cker! I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Shot in the a*s with two Colt .45's I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel! I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's a*s in jail [Kane] Why you ignorant decrepit motherf**ker Let me tell you somethin I'm the one that put the M in mackin Because when you did it you was only actin I made pimpin a full time job so bitches wouldn't have to go out and rob I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax [Dolemite] Why you insecure no business barn junkyard rat soup eatin motherf**ker!! It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game I was callin whores jives a*s bitches and pimps - s*cker a*s lame KANE, before you can take my reign You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see Yo' bitches have the POCKS in the a*s so bad they can't even pee Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR And get out and do the runnin man while you up there Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu And the Crabs around yo' a*s start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo! [Kane] Aww f**kit I give up