Pimpin' Ain't Easy

Chorus: Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go: Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x [greg nice] One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven Twelve, thirteen, start your age; Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum Better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum! Pick up my pants and thump and thump I think I'll call up tootie, she'll give me some Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a 'specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a Lift her up just like a pick up truck Then I sat her down and we started to f**k Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo-o-o-o-o! I hope this time I don't make a cookie Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie Two from the greg nice from the o-o-old schoooooool But bullshit, I ain't no fool, 'cause Chorus [big daddy kane] Well, I say...extra! extra! Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it The big daddy law is anti-faggot That means no homos*xuality; What's in my pants'll make you see reality And if you wanna see a smooth black casanova -- bend ovah! 'cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads The k-a-n-e 'll go the whole nine yards There's no time for coversation my dear [moan!] is all I wanna hear So let's make a move, as I get smooth 'cause the purpose I serve is to soothe I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk Even white girls be sayin' "ooh, kane's a hunk!" Even puerto rican girls be callin' me papi Some try to copy, but they look sloppy So imitators who wanna step to a Brother like me, lick my manure! Chorus [smooth b] I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo And when I used to be with scott, I was a super-hoe But now I'm coolin' with kane and greg n-i-c-e And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree That when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy First name: smooth. last name: b When I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg And when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg They rub it with oils and s*ck it with ice Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise... Chorus [scoob lover] Tip-tip-toein', scoob lover's out hoein' Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin' Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin' Right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin' A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty Nametag earrings readin' off "tootie" Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams; From my eyesight that was what it seemed I said, uh, "come a little bit closer" To scoob that night, choice guy, she said "hi Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you How 'bout dinner, a salisbury steak? " I said, "sorry honey-dip, but I already ate" So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder Went for tootie 'cause the girl was much older East to the benz, I slowly walked; Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk s*x in my mind, I was sure of it... I wanted to tax that a*s like the government! Chorus [ant live] Well, it's friday night, ain't a damn thing funny -- Bitch better have my money