The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar Sippin' on a regular Coke We were drinkin' and smokin' And makin' him the butt of our jokes We all said, '€œMan, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?'€ He said, '€œI would if I could But it's probably best that I don't'€ 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen Now there ain't no in between 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink A couple of cold ones And somebody hands me a shot Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women Start lookin' hot And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes And sweet talkin' some big brunette Yeah, once I get on a roll Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen Now there ain't no in between 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yep, yep Hmm, that's what I'm talking about Man, if I have one I'll have thirteen And they can't get me off the karaoke machine The more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink