Dysentery Gary

Got a lotto heart ache He's a f**kin' weasel His issues make my mind ache Want to make a deal 'Cause I love your little motions You with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him friday night Hangin' out with mom And trying on his father's tights Life just s*cks, I lost the one I'm givin' up, she found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys You'll come back to me maybe I'll shower you with lies Got a lotto heart ache He's a f**kin' weasel Decisions make my mind ache Want to make a deal Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the one guy Who makes you want to kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay f**k the guy that took her and ran away He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him friday night Hangin' out with mom And trying on his father's tight Life just s*cks, I lost the one I'm givin' up, she found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag f**k this place! I lost the war I hate you all Your mom's a whore Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag