Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's Christmas Eve And I've only wrapped 2 f**king presents It's Christmas Eve And I've only wrapped 2 f**king presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad'll s*ck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mum will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 f**king hot dogs Labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 f**king hot dogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants He's always f**king shit his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad'll s*ck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mum will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again