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2009-07-19

She Ain't Got No Legs

Baby, yeah, first time I saw you, darling, I knew I was in love Tell her, Daddy, the way you took your wheelchair Up that handicap ramp, mmm, it's a mind blower But now, baby, I miss ya, I miss ya I miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the pool, oh yeah Hide and go seek beneath the sheets, oh yeah And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair I remember the day I saw you hobbling A weeble, wobbling you had a problem You didn't have any legs, just a smile and some stumps No smelly feet, a torso to hump No baby love, yeah, that's what we'd be making Ride you like a sit and spin 'til your stumps started aching Spin you around, yeah, roll you near Turn you upside down to hold my beer You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same, oh baby You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same They say nothing beats a great pair of legs But somehow, baby, the day you walked out of my life There's nothing I wanted more than Than for you to come crawling back to me When we started going together people said they couldn't believe it That I could be so happy with a quadriplegic We would wake up real early and you could make me some eggs, mmm Girl, I didn't care if you ain't got no legs I loved you for you and you loved me for me, oh yeah Wasn't really hard for those more but fortunate to see That the first time we made love, it was such a wonderful feeling The way the suspension wires held you 'cross the ceiling When you rolled out of my life, my heart just broke I can still hear the noise of the squeaks in your spokes 'cause You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same, oh baby You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same, oh baby You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same You ain't got no legs

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