Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

{Yea, well I sing like an amputee though Why? 'Cause can't hold a note, can't carry a tune Ha, ha, ha} Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. Mc' Feelie I've brought you a letter, speedy delivery Well Mr. Mc' Feelie, if there's postage due You can go f**k yourself, like Captain Kangaroo I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater Mr. Mc' Feelie shut up and give me my letter I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand? Why are you inside my house, you're just my f**kin' mailman? I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do You are my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school