Monday Mourning Ant Brigade

Monday morning, I woke up late I feel like shit and I can't see straight One last drink was a bad idea I'm on the bowl with diarrhea Out the door, in a fog Barked at by the neighbors dog Forgot my keys, I went back inside I got a flat, so I can't ride The phone rings, "Aw Jeez", now what? I am an idiot, so I picked it up Now I'm held up on my line My cretin landlord he's wasting my time He wants his money or we go to trial He's got Penis Envy Denial Another weekend, I didn't get laid It's a Monday mourning ant brigade Another weekend, I didn't get paid It's a Monday mourning ant brigade f**k it all, no regrets I'm staying in and you can bet It s*cks outside in the pouring rain I'll smoke some pot, fry my brain Thom cut the record down to the bone I'm a sure shot rocking the microphone Another weekend, I didn't get laid It's a Monday mourning ant brigade I've got the Monday mournings I've got the Monday mournings I've got the Monday mournings I've got the Monday mournings Monday Monday Monday ...