Life After Lisa

I'm waking up and bakin' Watching the parade 'cause today's the day I got over you Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed Of the two of us in 1992 You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king I gave you a foot ma*sage, I gave you my ring You left me for a drummer 'cause you said I couldn't sing But, that's okay 'Cause there'll be No more mountain climbing in the rain No more long hair clogging up the drain No more life will never be the same Life after Lisa is not so bad at all I saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos Did he cover up my name that was fast Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5 And my little band is kicking some a*s So when you asked me if I hated you now It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out On sleeping with your roommate every time you pa*sed out But, that's okay And now there's No more mountain climbing in the rain No more long hair clogging up the drain No more life will never be the same Life after Lisa is not so bad at all I'll bet you're saying to yourself That you'll find somebody else like me All I've gotta say is there ain't no f**king way That you're getting me to say I'm sorry, not today No more mountain climbing in the rain No more long hair clogging up the drain No more life will never be the same Cleaning up the house again Listening to house of pain Having headaches in my brain Listening to you complain Shopping at the mall again I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say Life after Lisa is not so bad at all Not so bad at all No more mountain climbing in the rain No more long hair clogging up the drain, oh no No more not so bad at all No more (Not so bad, not so bad) No more (Not so bad, not so bad)