Valentino
She got a valentine from Gary I opened it up it said, 'Would you please be mine?' I send her flowers and some candy, yeah She opened them up and said 'You're trying to make me fat now' I just want a new girlfriend, yeah I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend, yeah I just want someone to laugh at me Not to smart, not to tall Likes to watch TV and play basketball I bought a car and let her drive it, yeah She opened the doors and said, 'Oh bother this is red' I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah She opened 'em up and said 'I can't believe you're so stupid now' I just want a new girlfriend, yeah I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend, yeah I just want someone to laugh at me Not to smart, not to tall, Likes to watch TV and play basketball, play basketball Play basketball, play basketball And I just want a new girlfriend, yeah I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend, yeah I just want someone to laugh at me Just want her to look at me I just want her to talk to me, yeah I won't ever make her wash my car, no I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there
