I'll Take You Back

When a freight train jumps off a track and rolls down my road And it's summer time in Texas and they're playing in the snow When politicians everywhere stop telling lies and only state the facts Right then, that's when I'll take you back Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack Right then, that's when I'll take you back Go on keep trying, come on keep calling You know I like it when you come crawling It's like music to hear you balling Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap Right then, that's when I'll take you back Go on keep trying, come on keep calling You know I like it when you come crawling It's like music to hear you balling Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa The day that old morning sun rises in the west And they pa*s a law in L.A. banning artificial bre*sts When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain't worth jack Right then, that's when I'll take you back Go on keep trying, come on keep calling You know I like it when you come crawling It's like music to hear you balling Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa It's like music to hear you balling Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa