Flatfoot Sam

Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile No money down, it was a real good deal Didn't wanna work, just ride around town Finance company put his feets on the ground Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill He told the judge, he did it for a thrill He got sixty days suspended fine He thanked judge for being so kind Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job The very same day the place got robbed The cats got away, they couldn't be found They picked up Sam and they dragged him down Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game The dice got switched, Sam got the blame He pulled a gun, shut out the light Everybody hollered, run for your life Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree He married a gal weighed 603 She spent all his money, sold all his land Next thing she did, she got another man Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam