Wicked and Weird

[verse 1] Driving with a yellow dog, I95 He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes Up at a decent hour, never ate yet Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol' tape deck Nothing in the trunk but some base ball gloves A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape Looking for a gas station, better make a list Fill'er up with regular, I need to take a piss s*xy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield Not a care in the world, not a how and a why No destination, not a cloud in the sky Back on the road not a moment too soon Dish ran away with some other spoon [chorus x2] Wicked and wierd, I'm a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on Wicked and wierd, I'm a rat fish Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress [verse 2] Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench Been thinking about brushing up on my french Right there in the glove box, if you should look You'll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book Don't bother looking, you'll never find me I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me [chorus x2] Wicked and wierd, I'm a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on Wicked and wierd, I'm a rat fish Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird [verse 3] Christ Almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel well Dog fell asleep and man, I don't feel well-