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Two Pints Lyrics

The song Two Pints is performed by Buckethead in the album named Bucketheadland, Vol. 2 in the year 2003 .

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Hey mister bartender give me a drink
I wanna cold wet gla*s with bubbles in it
And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now
Just think I'll wait a while.

I'll have a pint of lager please
And a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
And a can of baked beans

So hey misses tongue driver give us a squeeze
But put your coat back down cos I aint ready to leave
This doesn't mean I don't wanna take you back
You'll just have to wait for that

I'll have a pint of lager please
A complimentary striptease
Give me a pint of lager please
And a bag of green peas

Take me to the kebab hut!

So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton
High up to the top
And don't be putting veg on that
Don't want no cabbage patch kebab
A dab of ketchup, make it red
And please make sure the sheep is dead
And throw some peppers in the bag

"Would you like chili sauce on that?"

Mmmmm!

And a pint of lager please
With a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
Some soft scoop ice cream

So hey mister cab driver
Give me some breeze
It's been a long long night and it's repeating on me
And that doesn't mean it's time.... to.....
You know what I mean?
Just open the window Geez
Urrrrrgh!

I'll have a pint of lager please
Don't give a monkey's
Give me a pint of lager please
And some processed cheese



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Buckethead - Bucketheadland, Vol. 2

Bucketheadland, Vol. 2
Oct 2003
  1. Welcome
  2. Slaughter Zone Entrance
  3. The Cobra's Hood
  4. Transportation Options
  5. Machoto Mirago
  6. Slaughter Buddies Outside The Revenge Wedge
  7. We Cannot Guarantee Bodily Harm
  8. john Merrick-Elephant Man Bones Explosion
  9. Taxidermy Tots
  10. Bloody Rainbow Spiralling Sherbert Scoop
  11. Can You Get Past Albert?
  12. Vladimir Pockets' Incredible Bloated Slunk Show
  13. The Ballad Of The Inside-Out Face
  14. The Battery Cage Brawls (Cage Announcer: The Ghost Of Abraham Lincoln/Winner Has To Eat His Way Out)
  15. Forris Wheel Apology
  16. Can You Help Me?
  17. Grimm's Sponsorship
  18. Roalistic Coop Replica
  19. Frozen Brains Tell No Tales
  20. Rooster Landing (1st Movement)/Limo Timo (2nd Movement)
  21. Two Pints
  22. Health & Safety Advisory
  23. Digger's Don
  24. One-Way Ticket To Grab Bag Alley
  25. Fun For You
  26. Carpal Tunnel Tomb Torker
  27. Today's Schedule
  28. The Corpse Plower
  29. Unemployment Blues
  30. Slaughter Zone Exit