Number One Son

Number one son Took a walk in the park for a laugh we had sparkling wine Oh yes it was dark trees could not be identified That girl you were with did she have you on your knees I shut my mouth my ears I don't want to hear you please Now we're skipping school going to listen to records Wrapped up in mohair dissing your elders I dip a chocolate finger, take a sip from my cup Remembered what you're dad said "button your lip" You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be number one Number one son God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder Find another girl could she ever be kinder Love unlike lightning can strike you twice I don't know much, but use my advice You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be number one Number one son You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be No.1 No.1 son.