Skit

(Hello?) Hello wa*sup, who dis (Who dis?) Wad' do ya mean who dis? That's you spanky (No, there's no Spanky here This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...) Man stop playing me I know voice man I know that you Spanky It's Chamillionaire boy (AH Wa*sup! I see you rollin`! Wa*sup dog, wa*sup We cool my dude Look, look I didn't mean to call you this time but I was gonna call you On my mama I just my sayin to momma and my granmma that I was gonna call you) You be Lyin man I called you for the past couple of weeks And you ain't picked up the phone not one time You ain't called me back. You dodging me Homie. What's up with that money you owe me? (Aww man Listen Hey Listen Bro Ya know Imma keep it real 100% real wit ya my dude I dropped my phone then I lost a piece of it Then and then I found it. It was in ..Ya know what I..I found my phone today And I told her I was gonna call you And plus was at my baby mama's house She be breakin me dog Ya know) Yeah whatch' you need to do is you need to break me off that money you owe me mayne I'm tired of playing games with you man You call me beggin me crying all on the phone Talkin bout you wanna borrow some money And dis the thanks I get? (Mayne... Imma pay you yo' money mayne Stop sweating me mayne I'm sweating mayne Get me s towel That's how you sweat me so hard Get a towel with some Gatorade I need some ?? or something mayne Get off me mayne Imma pay yo yo money You a millionaire anyway You don't even need it! What is you sweat me for I got fifteen dollars mayne You got..got a billion dollars) That's the principal mayne (And you sweat me for fifteen Come and collect my fifteen dollars So you gonna have a billion and fifteen dollars) That's impossibe Spanky You act like you doing me a favor By paying me back MY money mayne (Girl shut yo mouth) Mayne who was dat (I ain't gonna let nobody stop me imma mayne imma mayne Alright then. Alright then. Imma pay this s*cka whenever I feel like it) Spanky who you calling s*cka? (Shut yo mouth {woman in shouting in background..} I said...) Mayne I'm tired of you playing these games dogg (I said I'm gonna pay you back whenever I feel like it My man You hear me?) Mayne I'm overseas right now mayne Soon as I get off this plane (Don't be buggin' me mayne You bug me one more time Keep buggin me and I ain't gonna pay you nothing Zero, Zip, NaTa I don't know no more languages But you know anymore languages Say Zero and that's what you get Stop callin me mayne Imma protect yo momma) What? (Imma go to church wit her or somethin)