Sister Mary Elephant

Good morning, cla*s Good morning, cla*s Cla*s, good, shut up! Thank you As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation However she does send her love, at least finger paintings And desk club she's making I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant Cla*s, attention, attention, cla*s, cla*s, shut up! Thank you Young man, now give me that knife, thank you Now cla*s, you all know who I am So let's find out who you are Cla*s, cla*s, shut up! Thank you Now cla*s, Sister Rosetta has informed me That your a*signment for the last two months Has been to write an essay entitled 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation' Who would like to read theirs before the cla*s? Cla*s, cla*s, cla, shut up! Thank you Young man in the first row, stand up State your name and read your essay Who me? Yes, read your essay, please Uh, I don't have it finished yet Well then, read what you have, young man Okay, the first day on my vacation What I did on my summer vacation The first day on my vacation, I woke up Then I went downtown to a quiet job Then I hung out in front of the drugstore The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up Then I went downtown to look for a job Then I hung out in front of the drugstore The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up (Now that's fine, young man) Then I went downtown to look for a job (That's fine, young man) Then I got a job (Young man, young man, young man) Keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore The fourth day on my Shut up! Thank you Now cla*s, I have a surprise for you I'm going to read you some poems Out of this lovely book of poetry The sun kisses the morning skies The birds kiss the butterflies The dew kisses the morning gra*s Cla*s, cla*s, ca Wake up! I gotta go to the can, man