Class

Whatever happened to fair dealing And pure ethics and nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the a*s Whatever happened to cla*s Cla*s Whatever happened to please may I And yes thank you and how charming Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the gra*s Whatever happened to cla*s? Cla*s Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock you down so they can pa*s Nobody's got no cla*s Whatever happened to old values And fine morals and good breeding Now no-one even says oops when they're pa*sing their gas Whatever happened to cla*s Cla*s Oh, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use And any girl will touch your privates for a douse And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sa*s Nobody's got no cla*s All you read about today is rape and theft Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left Nobody's got no cla*s Everybody you watch Has got his brains in his crotch Holy crap, holy crap What a shame, what a shame What became of cla*s?