Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise Parody)

As I walk through the corridors of my dildo shop I take a look at my cock and realize its fallen off ''cause I been s*ckin' and f**kin' so long That even my momma thinks my d**k ain't that long But I ain't never crossed a gay that did deserve it He be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard of Ya betta watch who you s*ckin' and who ya f**kin' ''cause you and your homos might be men all along I really like the d**k and when he shoots his load As of now I see myself in the semen moat Homo, I'm the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be like s*ckin' d**k on their knees for crack in the street lights Repeat Chorus 4x: Been spending most my life Livin' in a hermaphrodite's paradise Oh ah ohhhhhhhh They got the phallus which I am now facin' I ain't never thought I could deep throat But I gotta take it deep for the hermies Too much d**kie s*ckin' got me chasin' police I'm an ugly lookin' hermie with penis on the mind Got a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eye I'm a low down dirty homo trippin' faggot And when the hermies go down I don't wanna rouse their anger Fool, ain't nuthin' stoppin' me from givin' them some pus*y But I live life as a hermie, what can I say I've got a 4 incher but will it fit in his a*s But the way things are goin' I don't know Tell me why, are we so gay as me, And a*s ram the ones likes you and me Repeat Chorus (4x) Penis, after penis, a*s after a*s Rapin' after rapin', semen after semen Everybody's leavin' but I don't think I can take it Take it out of my colon ''cause I think I'm bleedin' They say I gotta learn how to s*ck it But no gimp's here to teach me If they can't understand then how can they rape me I guess they will, I guess it's soon I guess I'm f**ked That's why I gotta live life with an a*s plug Repeat Chorus til end