China

Ah Miss Mary, won't you please come home from China? Bring a bottle of whiskey and a tin cup for your teeth But don't you sneak into the back door wearing some disguise And knock on the front door in view of the Temperance Guild Ah Miss Mary, won't you please come home? 'Cause I miss ya Your old spinster sister don't always give a good advice Look at her, she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife So Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? Come home from China Come home from China Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? Come home from China Come home from China Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman He don't care if you come, he don't care like I do He's in love with his dog and all the volunteer fireman And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme So Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? Come home from China Come home from China Ah Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? Come home from China Come home from China