Lullabye

D-em D-em-g-d Bm-c-g-d "only when I laugh, does it hurt." The doctor says, "please, son, remove your skirt." "i'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one." The doctor says, "that's strange, nor am i." A scotsman throws a pole into the air The alderman all vote in some affair The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange He's still a bachelor? perhaps he's gay. A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab Professor's working madly in his lab The a*sistant files her nails and checks her hair There's just a hint of danger in the air There's just a hint of danger in the air No one is alarmed nor seems to care Everyone is happy, we're all fine We all fall in love all the time Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams When we wake, we find that it has rained When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep Or rest your weary head and come to me Move your lips and sing this lullabye Move your lips and sing this lullabye