Mr. Wrong

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere Let me lay my sorry trip on you Won't you meet me by the river, little darlin'? I might just let you see my bad tattoo Well, I was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke But there's some change in my ash tray maybe just enough to pay For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'Cause he's out of town tonight Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough Baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'Cause he's out of town tonight Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong Now, do you have a girlfriend And does she look as good as you? Would she like to meet my brother? He'll be out of jail in a month or two Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'Cause he's out of town tonight Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong