Minnie And Santa

I worked with a woman named Minnie One Christmas eve long ago When I asked, "What you doing this evening?" Minnie took on a seasonal glow She said she'd be waiting for Santa She'd be wearing a bright red bow Wo, Minnie and Santa Minnie and Santa What they're up to only Heaven knows She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard We're headed for the North Pole' Now Minnie could not be persuaded That Santa just did not exist She swore if she put up some mistletoe Santa'd come give her a kiss There where she hung up her stockings All in their silky, soft, sheen She'd be laying in wait on a bear skin rug Where the cookies and milk could be seen Oh, Minnie and Santa Minnie and Santa What they're up to only Heaven knows She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard We're headed for the North Pole' Now Minnie was older and wiser Like a dear Auntie to me But the night that she ran off with Santa Claus Was a real epiphany Oh, Minnie and Santa Minnie and Santa What they're up to only Heaven knows She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard We're headed for the North Pole' Next Christmas I pa*sed by the bakery Staring out from on top of the cake Was a jolly old Santa with a big silly grin And a gal in silk stockings and lace Oh, Minnie and Santa Minnie and Santa What they're up to only Heaven knows She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard We're headed for the North Pole' Oh, Minnie and Santa Minnie and Santa What they're up to only Heaven knows She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard We're headed for the North Pole' Merry Christmas Minnie Merry Christmas, ho ho ho