Pimp Like Me

G-shit What up? I gotta tell you motherf**kers the truth This is straight G-shit And all you can do is respect it [Swifty] Well I'm a state my name Swift McVeigh None of y'all niggas got shit to say Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee Plus I'm big headed running things my way A selfish man The back of the hand We slapping the hell outta hoes because I can Prostitute I want my loot And I don't give a f**k about your broke a*s man and Y'all giving niggas what they need and Till bitches understand the meaning Swift McVeigh is blowing up Corvarciet till I'm throwing up Wanna player hate me bitch so what? What's your function? Where's your bucks? All you wanna do is wanna stick 'em up You wanna rob me but I got too much D12 naturally lifted You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit You f**k with me I f**k with you Your entourage, nigga, f**k them too I got grenades What the hell you little 22 gon' do? (Y'all ain't gon' shoot) Your majors' soft Cops get mad cuz I paid 'em off (what) Made 'em cough (ya) Blood and shit (ha) That's what the hell y'all motherf**kers get We runs this bitch So, hey, you ain't gotta be scared to f**k (f'real) If he want head then prepare to s*ck (do it) Even if the nigga don't care to nutt For every stroke it's a hundred bucks Respect the game You just a slut So open your legs up and get my guts(??) (bitch) [Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)] You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty a*s (hoe) I'm your pimp You my bitch You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty a*s (hoe) I'm your pimp You my bitch You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty a*s (hoe) I'm your pimp You my bitch Go get my (dough) Go bring me my (dough) Dirty a*s (hoe) I'm your pimp You my bitch [Proof] I do spit game No longer than my game There where my chain hang My nuts do the same Don't pay pus*y pus*y pay me Bitch, slut, hoe, my lady And knowing the fact I was born to mac That's why I got a hoe in the back Blowing my sack Got good game It's a hood thang Got a huge brain Loot of pootang But I'm all bank Run that cheese Tell that trick nigga (come back please) I'm a L-7 that's a square You my bottom hoe You gotta know Off to a plan to make a lot of dough So s*ck fast bitch and swallow slow Bitch quit talking back Now walk the track [Kon Artis] I don't pay for a*s You pump my gas You get slapped for a short of cash I get whip lashed when I hit the gas And holler out the window with a hash Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's it s*ck it, stroke it, make me rich Cuz a token of my appreciation it's Another client for you to hit I don't give a f**k if you gotta go home to the kids You shoulda picked another occupation trick You stuck with me f**k with me and I'ma smack you up in this truck You must have lost your mind or something Crying and whining like you dying and suffering Go s*ck some head for an extra buck(or something) You know what You made nothing I'm just another case of a lazy husband [Kuniva] I want the paper stacked Buy you an outfit it Then take it back When you page me bitch I never page you back You only act a certain way that I make you act Hoes recognize and niggas do too Cuz they realize that niggas who shoot Don't like a chick that act too cute Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops And don't be asking me all kind of questions All harra*sing me calling stress in Or I may have to release some aggression And beat you to death and Teach you a lesson Looking for handouts Like you my damn spouse Pull your pants down And f**k my mans now Shut your damn mouth Or get in the damn house Open the damn blouse And s*ck on my damn crouch Chorus [Bizarre] Love the pus*y Sell that pus*y bitch Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich You gotta itch You f**king dirty bitch Now get on the corner and start s*cking some d**k Niggas want pus*y And I need cash So mom get out there and start selling your dirty a*s Bizarre quick to hit 'em Then stick 'em f**k it I'll let you hear one of my victims (Somebody help, I'm on Seven Mile and Muriel, NO) Shut up bitch you talk too much And about to get f**ked in your dirty butt Never seen a pimp like me out here whoring Shut your f**king mouth and you'll be out in the morning Cuz I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of Give me my 5000 and take this cheeseburger (bitch) Go s*ck d**k at a bachelor party So what if you on your period Blood never hurt nobody Chorus That's all you is You just a dirty a*s bitch Dirty a*s, nasty a*s, stanky a*s, filthy a*s, stanky a*s bitch But I love you Kim [Outro: Kuniva as Rondell Beene] And there you have it goddammit The fundamentals of pimping You heard it here first From the dirtiest dozen you've ever seen in your goddamn life Well this is Rondell Beene on the scene And we keep the pus*y hole smiling Because we all been wilding Know what I'm saying? f**k what everybody else be talking 'bout We letting you know right here That pimping it ain't dead We love getting head In dirty a*s bed That's just what we do You know we were throwing coke parties back in 1968 The pus*y is all great I see you at eight bitch