I Love You Period

When she stood up in the cla*sroom, I would mentally undress her Then one day I decided, that I would write a little letter She said the spellin' was a masterpiece, the punctuation could be better I understood what she was saying, I got the gist of her sentiment She said I don't mean to be degrading, but here's the way that it shoulda went Chorus (2x): I love you period Do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses Right on up to high school, people said I was a writin' fool All my letters became really great, with punctuation that was never late But I was havin' trouble meetin' girls, I never knew the things to say Soon I had 'em all overwhelmed, when they heard me talk this way, like this Chorus