Loser Friendly

The door into the tavern Opens easy in my hand I get an understanding smile From my bartender friend And he pours me a double Nothing 'bout it seems too hard He opens up a tab for me With my credit card, it's so Loser friendly, loser friendly Everything is easy as can be Loser friendly, loser friendly Friendly to a loser such as me The girl who waits on tables Comes up behind my chair Helps me with a hand or two Of video solitaire She leans in close and whispers "Are you all alone? 'Cause I get off in a little while If you'd like to take me home," she's so Loser friendly, loser friendly Everything is easy as can be Loser friendly, loser friendly Friendly to a loser such as me We all have our ups and downs The rain must fall some days But when it does it's good to know You can find this kind of place, it's so Loser friendly, loser friendly Everything is easy as can be Loser friendly, loser friendly Friendly to a loser such as me Friendly to a loser such as me