Dear Abby Lyrics
The song Dear Abby is performed by Dead Kennedys in the album named Bedtime for Democracy in the year 2001 .
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Dear Abbey,
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid hardworking county coroner.
It's important that my family eat meat at least 3 times a week.
But we can't afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home choice cuts
from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper...and TA-DA!!
The Whole family thinks my new meals are delicious.
They ask me what's my secret. Abby, I think they are getting suspicious.
My smart a*s 8 year old keeps asking,
"Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge"
If they found out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do
I tell my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure
the body is blessed and everything should be just fine...just fine
Dead Kennedys - Bedtime for Democracy
- Take This Job And Shove It
- Hop With The Jet Set
- Dear Abby
- Rambozo The Clown
- Fleshdunce
- The Great Wall
- Shrink
- Triumph Of The Swill
- Macho Insecurity
- I Spy
- Cesspools In Eden
- One-Way Ticket To Pluto
- Do The Slag
- A Commercial
- Gone With My Wind
- Anarchy For Sale
- Chickenshit Conformist
- Where Do Ya Draw The Line
- Potshot Heard 'Round The World
- D.M.S.O.
- Lie Detector