Trust Your Mechanic

TV invents a disease you think you have So you buy our drugs and soon you depend on them Pain is in your mind, gotcha comin' back for more Again and again and again and again Gonna rip you off, rip you off Doctor says, "You need surgery now" You're feelin' good till the side effects f**k up something else You're ensnared by the medicine man Payin' up the a*s again and again Gonna rip you off Trust your mechanic to mend your car Bring it in to his garage He tightens and loosens a few spare parts One thing's fixed, another falls apart And the rich cheat you The magazine says your face don't look quite right Unless you wear our brand new wonder cream tonight Never look right again unless you grease your skin Again and again and again and again Gonna rip you off Told you're depressed so of course you see the psychiatrist Right when you hit your Neurosis roots, he confuses you He f**ks your head up worse, gotcha feelin' helpless You're comin' back for more again and again Gonna rip you off, rip you off Trust your mechanic to make you well You're seein' an awful lot of him now The quicker he makes your life fall apart The more money you put in his pockets Trust your mechanic to plug your holes Trust him to make more somewhere else Trust your mechanic, he'll always come through And rip you off