The song The Money Song is performed by Dean Martin in the album named 100 Hits Legends in the year 2009 .
If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get shame on you
Funny funny funny what money can do
Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Funny funny funny what money can do
Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than without
If you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
Funny funny funny what money can do
(JL) La la money
(DM) Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
(JL) I'm singing (DM) This is singing
(JL) Don't you like it (DM) No I don't like it you want to sing with me
(JL) Can I sing with you (DM) Sure you can
(JL) All right
(DM) If I do not need it badly
(JL) Folks will give it to you gladly
(DM) But I need it
(JL) Nuts to you
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do
(DM) If I am lucky and I make it
(JL) You'll be frightened (D) But who can take it
(JL) The Internal Revenoooooooo
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do
(DM) Birds don't got it still they sing
(JL) Eating winds up on the wing
(DM) Ideal lives some folks affirm
(JL) So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman
(DM) It's a bad thing oh yes very
(JL) For the germs and sanitary
(DM) Will you have some (JL) Oh thank you
(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do
...mumble jumble...
(DM) If I got it (JL) Who's got it (DM) I don't need it (JL) But I need it
(DM) If you need it (JL) And I need it (DM) You don't got it (JL) But I want it
(DM) You can't get it shame on you (JL) What can I do
(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do
(DM) Them that have it (JL) Where'd they get it (DM) Get more of it (JL) Can they keep it
(DM) The less they need it (JL) Who don't need it (DM) The more they love it (JL) And how they love it
(DM) And it sticks to them like glue (JL) Boo hoo
(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do
(Both) Money money we love you
(Both) Funny funny funny you can do
Dean Martin - 100 Hits Legends
100 Hits Legends
- Memories Are Made Of This
- Everybody Loves Somebody
- That's Amore
- Basin Street Blues
- Relax-Ay-Voo
- Standing On The Corner
- Just One More Chance
- Just For Fun
- Luna Mezzo Mare
- Ma Come Bali (Bella Bimba)
- Three Wishes
- Until
- I Ran All The Way Home
- I Passed Your House Last Night
- Rain
- I'm Yours
- All I Have To Give You
- My Heart Has Found A Home Now
- Walking My Baby Back Home
- Be Honest With Me
- Powder Your Face With Sunshine (Smile! Smile! Smile!)
- That Lucky Old Sun
- How D'Ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning
- Kiss
- Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket
- The Man Who Plays The Mandolino
- Two Sleepy People
- Under The Bridges Of Paris
- Hangin' Around With You
- As You Are
- Johnny Get Your Girl
- Have A Little Sympathy
- You And Your Beautiful Eyes
- Vieni Su
- As Pretty As A Picture
- Wahm Bam, Thank You Mam
- That Certain Party
- You Was
- tonda Wanda Hoy
- Tarra, Ta-Larra Ta-Lar
- Sway
- Mambo Italiano
- There's My Lover
- Young And Foolish (Plain And Fancy)
- Long, Long Ago
- Blue Smoke (Kohu-Auwah)
- Night Train To Memphis
- Dreamy Old New England Moon
- Baby, Obey Me
- Don't Rock The Boat Dear
- The Money Song
- Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder (For Somebody Else)
- I Still Get A Thrill (Thinking Of You)
- I Love The Way You Say Goodnight
- I'll Always Love You (Day After Day)
- If
- Choo 'N' Gum
- I Don't Care If The Sun Don't Shine
- When It's Sleepy Time Down South
- Bye, Bye, Blackbird
- Volare
- Let Me Go Lover
- Innamorata
- Return To Me (Ritorna A Me)
- How Do You Speak To An Angel?
- Bet-I-Cha
- Again
- I'm In Love With You
- I'm Gonna Paper All My Walls With Your Love Letters
- The Peddler's Serenade
- Happy Feet
- Muskrat Ramble
- In Napoli
- Bonne Nuit (Goodnight)
- I've Got The Sun In The Morning
- Because You're Mine
- Which Way Did My Heart Go?
- Oh Marie!
- The Darktown Strutters Ball
- Who's Your Little Who-Zis?
- I Feel A Song Comin' On
- In The Cool, Cool, Cool Of The Evening
- Never Before
- The Sailor's Polka
- Moments Like This
- You Belong To Me
- Hey Brother, Pour The Wine
- Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Comin' In)
- Ridin' Into Love
- Simpatico
- Come Back To Sorrento
- I Feel Like A Feather In A Breeze
- Georgia On My Mind
- Solitaire
- Louise
- With My Eyes Wide Open I'm Dreamin'
- Just A Little Bit South Of North Carolina
- Carolina Moon
- Aw C'Mon
- Change Of Heart