Crooked Deep Down

my life looks good i do confess, you can ask anyone just dont ask my real good friends because they will lie to you or worse, theyll tell the truth because there are things you would not believe that travel into my mind i swear i try and capture them but always set em free it seems bad things comfort me (chorus) good lord i am crooked deep down everyone is crooked deep down but good lord i am crooked deep down everyone is crooked deep down everyone is crooked deep down there is this girl she was made for me but she stood me up our wedding day and now that girl runs around on me and shes drunk all the time but id die to make her mine (chorus) im not water but im not wine you could say im just here for the party with one thing on my mind squeezing me and my camel through that needles eye (chorus)