Your Ole Handy Man

I have to mow the lawn And I have to wash the car And I'd just like to know Just who you think you are I'm gettin' tired of wagging That old heavy garbage can Your woman's gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man I have to run your water And I have to wash your back And I have to scrub the tub After you have had your bath You're as helpless as a baby But I love you, understand I'm just gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man Your woman's gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man Now I know you've got ten fingers But where's your helpin' hand I've just made a decision I've stood all I'm gonna stand Your woman's gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man I do everything for you You never help yourself An' I think I'd die from shock If you raised a hand to help Well, I'm not gonna keep it up That's what you got planned Your woman's gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man Your woman's gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man Now I know you got ten fingers But where's that helpin' hand I've just made a decision I've stood all I'm gonna stand Your woman's gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man Your woman's gettin' tired Of being your ole handy man