The Heartaches Are Free

Buddy you might think that I've lost my mind But mister I'd pay twice to do it one more time It cost a thousand tears and wore out my knees But buddy that's okay the heartaches are free You probably thought I'd used up every brain I had But mister once you've tried you'll swear that it ain't bad It cost a thousand tears and wear out your knees But buddy that's okay the heartaches are free Hey man if she takes a notion to sell you a hit of potion waste no time And boss if you need a reason to pay for all her teasin' well just take mine It cost a thousand tears and wore out my knees But buddy that's okay the heartaches are free [ fiddle + steel ] Hey man if she takes a notion... Yeah I can guarantee the heartaches are free