That's Not Really Funny

Did you think that I would laugh when you said I was small? Did you think that, that would pa*s as if nothing at all? You say a lot of funny things, my little bunny And I almost always laugh, but that's not really funny You play the little bells and tell a good story You bake delicious pie and that's enough for me But I am big, I am your man, and you're my little honey And I like what you have to say, but that's not really funny You must not continue to emasculate me The neighbor children through the window clearly see The little boy will wipe his nose because it's runny Then point at me and laugh, but that's not really funny