Illusions in G Major

An' on the seven seas, there was a phantom ship a comin' Shinin' on the dead of night, I heard the crew a hummin' Tunes that sounded like the Rolling Stones and Leonard Cohen But they didn't know the words so I a*sumed that they was foreign No, no But I heard them just the same Oh doctor, let me teach 'em I just wanna please 'em, now I said, "Doctor, let me teach 'em" I just wanna please 'em, now I looked up in the sky there was a phantom plane comin' Shinin' in the dead of night, I heard the pilot sayin' Poems that are written by John Keats and Robert Browning He didn't know the words so I suppose that it was nothin' No, no, no But I heard them just the same But doctor, let me teach 'em I just wanna please 'em, now I said, "Doctor, let me teach 'em" I just wanna please 'em, now Hey So doctor, please believe me, I know you won't deceive me But do these things I'm seein' have any hidden meaning? It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny So please doc, let me teach 'em, if I could only reach 'em And I heard them just the same Oh doctor, let me teach 'em I just wanna please 'em, now I said, "Doctor, let me teach 'em" I just wanna please 'em, now