Always True To You In My Fashion

If a custom tailored vet Asks me out for something wet When the vet begins to pet, I cry, "Hooray!" But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way I've been asked to have a meal By a big tycoon in steel If the meal includes a deal, accept I may But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way There's an oil man known as Tex Who is keen to give me checks And his checks, I fear, means that Tex is here to stay But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way From Ohio, Mister Thorn Calls me up from night till morn Mister Thorn once cornered corn and that ain't hay But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way From Milwaukee, Mister Fritz Often dines me at the Ritz Mister Fritz invented Schlitz and Schlitz must pay But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way Mister Harris Plutocrat Wants to give my cheek a pat If the Harris pat means a Paris hat, pay, pay But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way