Poison Ivy League

Hail to thee old ivy league Poison ivy league The ra-ra boys are sitting round the table tonight The ra-ra boys have lots of plans in view They're gonna have panty raids And make their own lemonade They'll live it up just like the big boys do Poison ivy league, boys in that ivy league Give me an itch, those sons of the rich That poison ivy league The ra-ra boys will go to bed so early tonight Before exams they need a lot of rest They gotta make good for dad They gotta make good so bad They'll even pay someone to take that test Poison ivy league, boys in that ivy league How can they flunk, they're so full of bunk That poison ivy league The ra-ra boys are being groomed for business some day For better things to college they were sent And you can bet they'll be the head of the company As long as dear old daddy's president Poison ivy league, boys in that ivy league So loaded with cash, they give me a rash That poison ivy league So let it be told I won't touch them with a ten foot pole That poison Ivy league