Poem: How To Break A Heart

How to break a heart It is not difficult Anyone can do it So could you, if you tried Just find a light And switch it off As easy as blinking That's what I was taught When I was too young to ask By ladies in white nightgowns In dripping weeds and black ribbons A girl's best friend is a small handgun The question was useless For I could say yes But you've got to ask my army And they are not inclined to grant favours just now