Ass Like That

I'll be The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a a*s like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing I don't believe it It's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen a a*s like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shakin' that a*s to the new Nelly Jams I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being I have needs, I'm not done not till I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mister officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes I make R 'n' B I sing song that go ringy chong Ching chong chong chong ching Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid If I offend, I'm sorry please, please forgive For I am triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a a*s like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing Jessica Simpson Looks oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen a a*s like that Every time I see the show on MTV My pee pee goes Da-doing doing doing Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they gettin' older, they startin' to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look I put it away my zipper zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman This movie is P.G. mister officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer is with Michael? He's too busy, I'm triumph Britney spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you laugh 'Cos there's a puppet on my hand The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a a*s like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing Hilary Duff is Not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say a*s And she'll make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing The way she moves she dances like a gogo In that video she sings 'Get out' you bozo I need a new boyfriend, 'Hi my name is Jojo' Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee Pee, on the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid I don't think my joke is working, I must flee Quick get to the chopper, everybody get down I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold get down The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a a*s like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing So Gwen Stefani Will you pee-pee on me please? I ain't never seen a a*s like that 'Cos the way you move it You make my pee-pee go Da-doing doing doing f**k is wrong with you