My Dad's Gone Crazy

Intro: *Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin Crack Tv Presenter: Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do *Door opens* who's your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Haha Eminem & Hailie: Ok then! everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me? Hailie: Somebody, please help him! *giggle* i think my dad gone crazy! Verse #1: There's no mountain i can't climb There's no tower too high, No plane that i can't learn how to fly What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to *Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound* f**kin' brain's brawn, and bra*s balls I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a gla*s jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, Sungla*ses with elton john's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, i been lying my a*s off All this time, me and dre been f**king with hats off Dr Dre: s*ck it marshall Eminem: Tell laura and her husband to back off Before i push this motherf**king button and blast off And launch one of these russians, and that's all *Hailie Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every f**king thing, except afghanistan on the map, off We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off *Knocking* Haley, tell 'em baby Haley: My dad's lost it Chorus: Eminem: There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from hailie jade would, should tell them maybe Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's noone on earth that can save me, not even halie Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother always told me *Eminem Impersinates His Mom* Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherf**ker If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' Er.. f**k that shit, bitch, eat a motherf**kin' d**k Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherf**kin' cocks for second I'd rather put out a motherf**king gospel record I'd rather be a pus*y-whipped bitch, eat pus*y And have pus*y-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my ammo I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more Am i the only f**kin one who's normal any more? Hailey: Dad Chorus Verse #3: My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme So what you're seeing is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek I'd gank my f**kin teeth before id ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by f**kin' lightning twice at once And die and come back as vanilla ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave, Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade And nash briddy musta just stop it Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro: Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny daddy!