Kissing Bandit Lyrics

Bitches like niggaz to dog them out

So I'm here to let you know what they all about
Don't hesitate to smack her


She like's when you mack her

Play the Romeo role and she'll crush you like crackers
Nine days, night's, dont come twice



You gotta stay in control and on top
You get two for one and at the same price

Or get dropped like potato's


Mack on your ho, you've got to mack on your ho
And here's how to be real playa

You've got to dog out and beat up and smack on your ho



Bitch aint nothin but meat on a stick


Only job in life is to please a d**k
Dont ever let her forget that you run shit

And if she get outta line that a*s gone get kicked

Playa's got ho's for every day of the week
All under control and all like to freak

Bitch aint nothin but nasty, sleazy


Neighborhood skeezy, way to easy

Be my ho and I'll be your pimp

Cool niggaz strut, the lame a limp
Betta make my money seven day's a week


And if somebody ask, you my freak

Because..


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Yellow freaks like black d**k daddy

So pull down your panties and show me that fanny

Your girl's a ho, but still you claim her
Wild as a beast only I can tame her


She tole me herself she like the d**k I threw

Hit the pus*y so hard turned her a*s black and blue

Add another to my collection, her nigga was weak

Tryin to fall in love s*cka with a stone cold freak

Bitches dont like that, that's why you mack on em

Kick em, and punch em and beat em and smack on em

All day, all night till they do you right

'cause a nigga like me a just f**k your wife

For nothin, and nuttin' in her a*s is my pleasure

Leave a dirty a*s rubber in your room on your dresser

That's my trademark, I broke your wife's heart

But none a this woulda happened if you mack from the start 'cause..



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I'm the f**king kissing bandit in your neighborhood

I f**k your wife like she wish you would

When you come in, I leave out


I even got a set of keys to your house
She said I was the only man who made her cum right

While you was out cheatin I was f**king her all night

No shame to my game, f**k dame after dame

You was lovin' her one night and she called you my name

See I dont give a f**k about your wife you see

She aint cheatin on me, I'm the ban D-I-T

Who can resist, no ho can resist

'cause I'm the f**king kissing bandit and my d**k is priceless

I might be your foe, I might be your boy

I know I f**ked your ho and I brought her much joy 'cause..



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I'm making bitches cum like rainy days

One wet pus*y f**ked a hundred ways


In less than an hour bitch is lovin the thought of me
Her pus*y so watery, I guess I ought to be

On my way, before I leave you say "I bring you joy and you wish I'd

stay."


But I cant I got to roll, my job is done
Leave a rubber in your toilet full of cum


I'm the K-I-S-S-B-A-N-D-I-T

f**kin niggaz bitches is my f**king hobby
I leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopy

And my style of f**kin, your man cant copy

Havin' wet dreams scream, be a dream for Esham

Today I felt like rain, I made your ho cum

To sum it all up, I'm a bad mother f**ker


Turnin' innocent girl's into freaky d**k s*ckers
Today it's all loose and you dont understand it

Your girl got f**ked by the kissing bandit

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