Had Me A Real Good Time

Standing all day Thought I was lookin' good So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood Was invited by a skinny girl Into her high cla*s world Left my bicycle under the stairs Laid my coat across the kosher chairs Made my way across the crowded room I had nothing to lose My reception wasn't very keen So turning on a friendly grin Stood on the table with my gla*s of gin And came straight to the point I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time Dancing madly round the room, yeah Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune Was escorted by a friendly slag 'Round the bedroom and back Wandered across the door Missed my step and I fell on the floor Said one word and I was asked to leave Kinda' wish I was dead I was glad to come And I'll be so sad to go But while I was here I had me a real good time The skinny girl made it clear That she only came here for the beer That's a fact, oh, yeah The vicar, he simply reeked of gin On my way home I happened to fall off my bicycle Good party I was glad to come But I was also glad to get home